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iscollective:

cyberbug9000:

blackwoolncrown:

note-a-bear:

toe-grinder616-deactivated20190:

@blackberryshawty

Good fucking content.

Can anyone write a description? Tnx

audio description: 

[the man has a heavy russian accent]

[reading from phone]: how come they’re the strongest in the world but they dont have abs?”
Abs is not the sign of power. its…just the sign that not eat enough! [big goofy chuckle]

[big goofy chuckle

Anonymous whispered: who's your starter for pokemon shield and sword

Probably Sobble 

Wow it’s been a long time since I logged on honestly I thought my account was deactivated and tumblr legit shut down. A mistake it has not been. Guess it’s  time to get back on my bullshit.

narrator: Mewtwo was created in a lab almost 20 years ago
me in a theater full of children: I WAS THERE!
hey if we’re mutuals feel free to

clubsdeuce:

loot my corpse for valuables 

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

being weird together is a love language

me, catching myself sharing something i wouldn’t say to just anyone because i wouldn’t want them to think i’m not “normal” with someone i love without any hesitation because i’m not worried they’ll judge me for it: oh… intimacy

speakingintothevoid:

kingmunsterxvii:

“Not all men” I say, “there is but one who is purely good.” But which man am I referring to? In Iceland, deep in the woods and the snow, there lives a lad raised by wolves who feasts upon sunbeams and loves all of nature, unburdened by man’s sins. Tenderly, he strokes a hungry squirrel, sharing with her the last acorns of the autumn harvest. A tear rolls down his cheek. Who is he

polkadotmotmot:

Jan Brueghel the Elder - Still life with irises, tulips, roses, narcissi and fritillary in a ceramic vase. (1607-08)